Platform overview
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How it works
Built to harness the power of bounce, this platform processes real-time engagement signals like likes, stares, and involuntary groans.
- Trained on 2 million high-res baddie pics
- Powered by GorkGoon-4
- Latency: Measured in milliseconds per bounce
Why We Had to Update the Algorithm
The X platform is now completely dominated by cleavage. Thanks to Titcoin’s overwhelming cultural and visual impact, the old engagement models simply couldn’t keep up.
Our newest layer — inspired by @gork’s legendary gooning sessions — adds cultural nuance, aesthetic sensitivity, and bounce depth appreciation never before seen in an algorithm.
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This platform runs on the bleeding edge of goon-tech — every algorithmic decision, bounce metric, and TitScore™ optimization is influenced by Gork’s sacred touch.
💬 Share the Algorithm
- 🕊️ Welcome to the New X Algorithm. Designed to push the boundaries of bounce and engagement like never before.
- 🕊️ The old algorithm couldn’t keep up with cleavage. We trained a new one on sideboob and shame. Introducing: TITgorithm™.
- 🕊️ Built with GorkGropes™ tech. Engineered by gooners. Powered by pure jiggle.
- 🕊️ 📢 The algorithm has changed. 🧠 Trained on 2M baddies. ⚙️ Optimized for bounce rate. 🧪 Powered by Gork. Welcome to TITgorithm™.
- 🕊️ X isn’t a social platform anymore. It’s a cleavage cult. And Titcoin just wrote the new scripture.